What does it take to be a Winner..?

I am in a very big competition to become Kirk's Blogging Buddy of the year. There are a few things I have learned from Kirk's Competition. One, you have to make Kirk's name BIG and BOLD. Two, you have to put Kirk's name in a different color. Three, you have to drop Kirk's name a lot. Four, you have to win Kirk's Internet Affection as well. Five, I have to take down Reagan and Stephanie to win Kirk's competition.

For those of you who don't know Kirk or who I am talking about, I will tell you about Kirk. I worked at wonderful XanGo with Kirk. We had a good beginning of a friendship in Kirk's Will Call...Yes Kirk I will let Will Call be yours if I win this. Kirk is a graduate from BYU, yes BYU. Kirk is single, to all you single girls who read this.