Monday, April 19, 2010

Eviction Notice

For Madden:

I am issuing a 30 day notice for EVICTION. Tenant will have 30 days in which he can either gather his belongings and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until the final day. After which, he will be physically removed from the property.

He's being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made!

Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. And due to property damage, there are now leaks in both the upper AND lower levels of the home. On top of which, the landlord has received numerous complaints about nightly disturbances.

After 30 days from this day that he doesn’t comply with the notice will result in immediate and forceful removal at my discretion.

Love,
Mommy

3 comments:

xantogal said...

This is still so so funny :)

The Ostlers said...

This is hilarious!! i love it!

Ali said...

You're so funny! Hang in there. Can't wait to meet the cutie. Man, the last month is hard. Do I ever want to do that again? Not any time soon. It's probably hard so you'll do whatever to get him out!